Last night I dreamed about...



Last night I had the most peculiar dream. I dreamed that I was a magical baby. Somehow Darth Vader had taken control of Yoda and used his powers to help him find me, the magical baby in the forest. Then, they were to bring me to the Death Star so that they could use my powers for the dark side. As we trekked through the forest, I feared for my life and wished that Yoda would snap out of it and save me.
This dream is open for analysis.
Later.

Normal again.



My sister is doing much better these days. But I bet if you met her, you still wouldn't know we were related. Yesterday was her 9 month anniversary of being sober and I'm so proud of her. She's got a place of her own, and recently was on the news about it. Apparently her landlord is a creep.

Ortiz pays $550 ...She says Claiborne never made sexual advances toward her, but her new neighbor says she was warned by a tenant moving out.
Watch out landlord guy. My sister will knock your block off if you get too funny on her.

Now, because I'm feeling lazy, some lists:

Top worst breakfast today: Quesadilla.
Top "I made this salad": Chinese chickenless salad.
Top frozen pizza: The kind with sauce in the crust.
Top "I saved the game" shooter: M.Bibby.
Top CDs: Mosquitoes, Shop Assistants, Black Tambourine.
Top free lunch today: With the LA Times.
Top friends that I don't see as much as I should: Ben, Shaun, Becky, TC.
Top girls names that aren't Becky: Un-Becky and Non-Becky.
Later.

Anyone can tell you how their weekend was.



I'm sorry, my last post was so boring. Anyone can tell you how their weekend was. Do you think if I let my eyebrows go until halloween, that they can look as lush and unanimous as Freda's?
Today at lunch I ate mostly by myself in the kitchen. The only thing available for me to read was a current copy of Readers Digest. I laughed out loud at all the little antecdotes. That's what kind of state I'm in: so brain dead that soccer mom humor is hilarious lunch time reading. Oh, and always remember the difference between antecdotes and antedotes. Because when you're dying of a poisonous snake bite, the last thing you want is a funny little quip from the "All In A Day's Work" section in Readers Digest.
Later.

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This weekend was busy, fun and a tiny bit exciting. Okay, my new favorite restaurant is Michaelangelo's and baked goat cheese salad is the salad of the millenium. Last night I tried to eat a salad at Jack's, but I could only think of Michaelangelo's bakey goat cheese. All other salads just cower in comparison. So, on Friday we ate there and Kelley had the free wine flowing all night. Needless to say, we had a hard time leaving. We walked over to Townhouse anyway, but we could have totally went without it and probably should have.

On Saturday, I did my secret shop at Ross. It was a little more labor intensive than I thought it would be and I'm not sure if I'd do it again. I was supposed to buy two things, then return them both. The problem was, once I started browsing, I found so many things that I liked and didn't want to return. It was a shopping dillema of near massive proportions. I ended up doing the shop just as I was supposed to, but I couldn't help but feel defeated by this clearance retailer. Ross, you may have won this time but next time I'm going to buy all of the smoked, blue glass plates for $1.50 each, those camel colored Chinese Laundry shoes, that little red Kenneth Cole bag and you can do nothing about it. After that I spent 30 bucks on cat stuff to show off my consumer confidence. Around half past three, we met with Dan and later, Heather at the Streets of London for game watching. Lost to LA again. Around 8 we left for karaoke in Japantown. It was pretty fun, Amy came in after her shift at work and sang a little with us. She and Leon snuck out to find tiny bottles of wine and foaties. The tiny wines they brought back were the same size and shape of the small Kikkoman's bottle. I felt like I was drinking a tiny bottle of soy sauce, not wine. We were tired, so Amy let us sleep at her new digs in Bayview. It's the most awesome house ever. It's got gorgeous molding, huge rooms two stair cases, a huge garage, and easy roof access through the bathroom window. From up there you could see the bay and candlestick point.
Early Sunday morning we fell asleep on the teddy bear couch, sleep ing head to foot. I woke up a little hung over, craving tofu scramble. Luckily, we were able to nurse me back to health at Boogaloo's. It was the best tofu scramble I had ever eaten in my life. We had the longest, rainy drive back to Sacramento. We got home around three and I napped until practice. Our show is on Tuesday with Aden, the Bright Ideas and Currituck County. I still don't know what time.
Later.