Tuesday, May 21, 2002

Anyone can tell you how their weekend was.



I'm sorry, my last post was so boring. Anyone can tell you how their weekend was. Do you think if I let my eyebrows go until halloween, that they can look as lush and unanimous as Freda's?
Today at lunch I ate mostly by myself in the kitchen. The only thing available for me to read was a current copy of Readers Digest. I laughed out loud at all the little antecdotes. That's what kind of state I'm in: so brain dead that soccer mom humor is hilarious lunch time reading. Oh, and always remember the difference between antecdotes and antedotes. Because when you're dying of a poisonous snake bite, the last thing you want is a funny little quip from the "All In A Day's Work" section in Readers Digest.
Later.

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