Cow that flew to Philadelphia

One day this small, stuffed cow appeared in the office kitchen. I threw it into the cubicles as a joke. Cow kept appearing the most random places all over the office. Like a secret prank. You'd been cowed if you came back from lunch to find the cow on your chair. Poor Cow. So homely. I decided to give him the opportunity of a lifetime, a flyaway trip to Philadelphia. I had the intern box him up in a package en route to one of our stores there. After a few weeks, Cow started sending me pictures of himself canoodling with celebrities. Suicide Girls (see above), Dar Williams (see below) and George Clinton (one below that one).





Oh Cow. Be careful and come home soon.