From hell.

I have one of the biggest pimples that I've ever had in my life. What, you didn't notice? It's right here in the crease of my nose. Hello?! I might as well call it Tiny, Jr. It has it's own heart beat and it's in my line of sight, so I can't even see my feet anymore. I tried to pop it on Sunday, but ended up making it worse. If you need me, I'll be laying on the couch applying hot compresses to it.

I am 27. Wait, yeah...I'm 27. This should not be happening to me anymore. Where's my water?