Tuesday, March 05, 2002

Many Camps



Here are a couple of camps I am considering for the summer.

Hermit Training Camp:
Objective: Beginners hermit training camp is a group camping experience. You do not have solitary camping until you reach advanced hermit training camp! In the beginners camp you learn the fundamentals of living the hermit lifestyle. Solitude, cooking gruel on wood fires, being quiet.
Camp dates: June 1 - July 28.
Supplies: Burlap, soup pot, some rope, a whitling knife.

Mini Skirt Camp:
Objective: To study the influence of the mini skirt on popular culture and the ramifications of leggy lady fashion. Campers are to arrive in and with their own mini skirts. Mini skirts are to be the only items worn at all times. This is the key to Mini Skirt Camp!
Camp dates: July 14 - 28.
Supplies: Mini skirts.

I'm leaning towards Mini Skirt Camp.
Later.

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