It's just another day closer to thirty.
I'm still here. Last night I went to bed too late. We stayed up practicing our songs, me on my new guitar.
Dear mid-sixties black with white pick guard Silvertone guitar with working amp in case,
You are the coolest and most useful birthday present that I can remember receiving.
Signed,
Le Teeni
Friday, February 28, 2003
Thursday, February 27, 2003
It's my birfday.
Opening my morning mail this morning, I got a strange package addressed to me in handwriting I didn't recognize. Yeah, I know all that business about not opening suspicious parcels, but I figured, what the hell? It's my birfday. I took a long drag of my cigarette and started fingering the packaging tape. I peeled the tape off of the top opening of the box and opened the flaps. Inside, nestled within the styrofoam peanuts was a bottle of Cristal wrapped in gold cello-paper. A card attached to the neck read:
Go, go, go, go, go, go, shorty its ya birthday
We gonna party like its ya birthday
Gonna sip Bacardi like its ya birthday
And you know we don't give a (what), cuz its ya birthday
Love you girl,
50 Cent
Aww. He remembered!!
Opening my morning mail this morning, I got a strange package addressed to me in handwriting I didn't recognize. Yeah, I know all that business about not opening suspicious parcels, but I figured, what the hell? It's my birfday. I took a long drag of my cigarette and started fingering the packaging tape. I peeled the tape off of the top opening of the box and opened the flaps. Inside, nestled within the styrofoam peanuts was a bottle of Cristal wrapped in gold cello-paper. A card attached to the neck read:
Go, go, go, go, go, go, shorty its ya birthday
We gonna party like its ya birthday
Gonna sip Bacardi like its ya birthday
And you know we don't give a (what), cuz its ya birthday
Love you girl,
50 Cent
Aww. He remembered!!
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
Panties in a bunch.
In the primary ladies restrooms here in my office, there are stalls A, B, and C (no, they're not actually labeled). For this purpose, let's say that stall A is the first and closest stall to the entrance, B is the middle stall and C is the last stall. For whatever reason, ladies favor stall A. I prefer stall C because I know it will almost always be free. Hardly anyone uses stall B because no one really wants to pee next to someone if they can help it, and if you pick stall B and someone else either chooses stall A or C, you're faced with the uncomfortable situation of having someone pee next to you. Oh gosh, what if you fart?! Stall B is cleary the saddest stall to be in and should only be used in emergency situations or amongst friends. However, for some reason today I was in my usual stall (C) and someone came in and intentionally sat in stall B! Luckily I was just finishing up, but my goodness! The nerve! Stall A was clearly open and yet they chose to sit next to my occupied stall. It's puzzling!
In the primary ladies restrooms here in my office, there are stalls A, B, and C (no, they're not actually labeled). For this purpose, let's say that stall A is the first and closest stall to the entrance, B is the middle stall and C is the last stall. For whatever reason, ladies favor stall A. I prefer stall C because I know it will almost always be free. Hardly anyone uses stall B because no one really wants to pee next to someone if they can help it, and if you pick stall B and someone else either chooses stall A or C, you're faced with the uncomfortable situation of having someone pee next to you. Oh gosh, what if you fart?! Stall B is cleary the saddest stall to be in and should only be used in emergency situations or amongst friends. However, for some reason today I was in my usual stall (C) and someone came in and intentionally sat in stall B! Luckily I was just finishing up, but my goodness! The nerve! Stall A was clearly open and yet they chose to sit next to my occupied stall. It's puzzling!
Tuesday, February 25, 2003
On my way to the office today.
Buying a Big Spin lottery ticket this morning, I knew that I wouldn't win anything. But I bought it anyway, took it to my car and scratched the scratchy off (always with the car key). I was right, I didn't win anything. It was far too cold outside. The day I win something big will be a sunny morning. I would just turn the car around and go back home.
Buying a Big Spin lottery ticket this morning, I knew that I wouldn't win anything. But I bought it anyway, took it to my car and scratched the scratchy off (always with the car key). I was right, I didn't win anything. It was far too cold outside. The day I win something big will be a sunny morning. I would just turn the car around and go back home.
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