Monday, November 10, 2003

Teeni Santini's Suggestions for Life.

A new installment for Teeni Blog: An on going list of helpful tips and suggestions for situations that have not necessarily happened to me. Ever. But one should keep them in mind. Just in case.

Parties

1. When you're at a party and you need to use the bathroom, be sure to check behind the shower curtain for peepers before you sit on the pot.

Love

2. If you decide to instate Romantic Gift Mondays with your girlfriend, be sure to actually follow through.









Thursday, November 06, 2003

Clark '04

I love Wesley Clark.

http://www.rockthevote.org/multimedia/candidates/clark.artv.affl.150k.mov
Exhale.


I keep having these dreams that seem to me, very realistic and when I wake up, I still belive that they happened. At least for a minute or two.

Yesterday I woke up thinking Leon and I were going to buy a really nice house. Today I woke up thinking I had a really nice conversation with Charles. But I didn't.

At least they're not wedding anxiety dreams again. Oh man. I don't need to have those anymore. I'm already worried as it is.














Tuesday, November 04, 2003

Photic Sneeze Reflex

I believe I have a mild case of photic sneeze reflex. This is when you look into the sun or a very bright light and sneeze. About 1 out of 6 people have this. No one really knows why it happens, but it is passed genetically. One theory is that my brain is miswired. When my brain tells my pupils to get small in response to bright light, the message takes the same path as it's supposed to take when my brain tells me to sneeze. Apparently, either my mother or father has this too. However, I say I have a mild case because I have sort of a backwards case of it. When I have the urge to sneeze, but can't right eek one out, I just turn to a bright indoor light or the sun and that simple act greatly facilitates the sneeze. It's like trying and trying to throw up, but you can't, then you start thinking about spaghetti and bluuuuurth....you've puked.