Celebration time woo-hoo.

Like a bonehead, I deducted my car payment twice from my checking account. Three cheers for happy accidents. I wasn't as broke as I thought. So I went out last night and filled my gas tank, bought some flamin' hot cheetos and some socks on clearance.

This morning at 1:34 AM, my new stout, young, sassy neighbor was heard shouting: "I am so Sacramento! I am SOOOO Sacramento. Like, listen to me, I'm so valley!!" In actuality, she was not so Sacramento, but SOOO very loud that I was woken from my precious beauty sleep. Quit yelling, we're not in Northgate!

Now for my top favorite foods this week:
Olives
Flamin' Hot Cheetos
Pizza
Salty almonds
Pico Pica sauce

Money-shmoney.

Why are textbooks so expensive? In some alternate universe, I make enough money to support myself. I bought one of my books for school yesterday (pricey!) and have to buy another on Saturday. As lame as it is, I have to get a loan from the Code Monkey Savings & Loan and the First National Bank of Mom to finance this venture.

For your entertainment, a tiny rap about my going back to school to study Spanish.

I'll be getting A's
And they be sayin' hey...
And it's all like whoa
No me llama gringo.

Revolutionary!

I've been on a fabulous new diet for the past two days.

The HOBBIT diet!

1st breakfast - 7:30 am
2nd breakfast - 9:30 am

1st lunch - 11:00 am
2nd lunch - 1:00 pm

Snack - 4:00 pm

Dinner - 8:00 pm

Repeat the following day.

So far, so good.

Wedding anxiety dreams.

Oh just great. Now I have these to deal with.

Last night I dreamed that Leon was late to the wedding and that we forgot so many things...a reception line, a gift registry, the dance. Why can't I dream about flying or getting massages or something fun?