Money-shmoney.

Why are textbooks so expensive? In some alternate universe, I make enough money to support myself. I bought one of my books for school yesterday (pricey!) and have to buy another on Saturday. As lame as it is, I have to get a loan from the Code Monkey Savings & Loan and the First National Bank of Mom to finance this venture.

For your entertainment, a tiny rap about my going back to school to study Spanish.

I'll be getting A's
And they be sayin' hey...
And it's all like whoa
No me llama gringo.