Ridiculous conversation about sports, where we prove we don't know jack. Leon tries to describe a sports game on a TV behind me while we were out to dinner last night. It was like the blind leading the blind.
L: What's the pirates team?
Me: Huh? The Pirates are from Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh Pirates.
L: No, football. There's a jolly roger.
Me: It's the Raiders! You should know that.
L: No, they have a different thing.
Me: What is this? XFL? (Is that a thing anymore?)
L: No, this is Monday Night Football. What's the team with the horse shoe?
Me: Oh, that's the Cowboys!
L: Nawwwww....
Me: Wait, the Cowboys have a star, right?
L: The Mavericks?
Me: Dude, that's basketball! Is it the Broncos?
L: Nope.
At that point I just turned around and waited for the halftime thing to end. It was the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Indianapolis Colts. We're not sports people.
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