Dear Leon,

I thought I was being sneaky when I took what I thought was Pepsi money from your side of the bed. When I got to work and went to the vending machine, I pulled out a pocket of foreign coins. Although 2 quid is equal to about 4 bucks and 6 cans worth of soda, the machine will still not accept it from me.

Please accept my humble apologies for trying to steal your pocket change.

Sincerely,
Tiny Clanger