Missing: Clothes

I am going through my clothes this morning and I'm thinking, "dude, I thought I had more clothes." Is it that nothing fits anymore? Am I just tired of everything? Have I unpacked all my stuff? Anyway, I couldn't find anything to wear, so I ended up in an outfit that's especially drab and boring. I feel like I am a black & white movie character in a color movie. I should be eating parsnip pie in a depression camp.