Keg Stand

Party weekend USA. Friday I went to a party. We played with duct taped, fake weapons. I fell asleep watching jujitsu techniches on VHS. They spent 15 minutes on the spot above your elbow. Saturday I went to another party. They had dogs, keg stands, dancing, pledge on the floor, Krusty The Clown, nail polish and band-aids.

Sunday we had a show at BOTH. It was fun and frustrating. I should have brought my own amp. On the way home we were followed. No doubt by rabid fans. Such is the life of stars. Next week I have my own E! True Hollywood Story.