It's the air quality.

Bad air is giving me a constant headache. Friday, Saturday, a little Sunday and today, my head throbs when I lower it and raise it again. So I'm trying to remain stationary. Let's just hope I don't end up in any situations today that require any signifigant ammounts of bowing or playing leap-frog.

The headlines today:
New haircut bowls over office staff.
Art department blares bad house music.

The headlines Sunday:
Band practice ends in major drug story swap. 12 pack of cheap beer is annihilated.
Local girl makes cold sesame noodles to the delight of live-in boyfriend.

The headlines Saturday:
Migrane subsides to vodka tidalwave.
Deductive reasoning concludes body dismorphic woman sees Teeni as fat.

The headlines Friday:
Teeni Santini wins a pizza!
El Cheapo burrito purchased at expensivo price of $4.50.