Whatever she says then I'm that.

I'm sitting here at work listening to the Black Keys. For the record: I do not care for the blues. Furthermore, I especially do not care at all for the whiteboy blues. Our email is down right now and I just don't know what to do with myself.

Last night I had a wonderful dream where I was paying off all my bills. Writing over and over again in cursive, "paid in full."

Tiny pleasures:

Veggie sausage
Warm cats
Scottish fitba
Lots and lots of clean underwear