I am a video game.

Tonight I start class. Tomorrow I have turbo kick class and then the Surreal Life is on. Friday I'm making necklaces with Heather. Saturday we may go record shopping in the city. Sunday I've got band practice. Monday I have class again and Joe Millionaire is on. Tuesday I have turbo kick class and American Idol is on.

Repeat.

If you want to see me, please make an appointment with my secretary. Because unless you are a tv show, a class that I have to pay for, or are willing to have a conversation with me while I kickbox, I have no time for you. Unless of course you already live with me. Then you're a shoe in anyway.