Top 3 things the Colonel* says everyday:



1. "Well back when I was at Record Bar...."
2. "Now I'm stupid, so tell me again how to...."
3. "Well bless your heart."

*There's a guy here in my office that, if you dressed him in a white suit and black tie, you'd take one look at him and one look at the real Colonel Sanders and say: "Y'all kin? 'Cause y'all sure do reckon."