Mr. Wells, I'll have her back by midnight.


Yesterday I ran into H.G. Wells and he let me borrow his time machine.


My first order of business was to go back to 1997 and order a veggie burrito from Pescados. Whole pintos instead of black beans and substitute cheese for guacamole.


Then I went back to 1996 and broke up with him before he broke up with me.


And then it was off to 1986 to view Halley's Comet, because I missed it the first time around.


Then I travelled on to 1964 where I saw the Beatles play live. I screamed like all the other girls and cried.
I made out with Paul and convinced him to become a vegetarian.


And finally, I went to 1936 where I bought tons of fabulous bakelite bangles.