Top 5 inspired Whitey's Jolly Kone.



1. Crushed ice in a styrofoam cup.
2. Grilled cheese on wonderbread.
3. Large fries size is actually pretty large.
4. Kone, with a K.
5. All this lunch for about $3.50.

Viva la kone.

The only thing going for Sacramento



I celebrated the season opener by screwing on my shiny new Sacramento Kings liscence plate frame and picking up my tickets for the next 4 games. Here's to chilly, foggy nights at Arco Arena and red-nosed, parka-ed fans all abuzz with cheery, goodwill victory shouts as we walk to our cars.

I always cry at weddings.



It's over. Saturday was the wedding. I'm through with planning, spending and dressing up, at least until I start over on my own wedding. I'm beat, but you know what? You can't kill the rooster.

What?



Are these real diamonds?
What?! You're the jeweler.