Thursday, September 19, 2002

Piles upon piles of paper.



I am too busy
for
you.

Monday, September 16, 2002

Building robots for fun and profit.



Or, thought in three parts.

Next week we'll be in New York, having fun without all of you lames. When I return, I'll be sharing my cube with a stranger. Oh gods of office politics, please don't let it drive me crazy.

This week I'm at peace with Sacramento. The trees and weather have been accomidating, making shade and flittery noises with wayward breezes from the delta.

Eating olives in the kitchen last night while drunk, I decided to dance a little shuffle-dance because they tasted so pleasant. The neighbors accross the street must have been thrilled.

Friday, September 13, 2002

(My heart is)Pumping (a lack of) Iron.



Today's lack of blood iron is brought to you in part by the Absence of Beans Corporation, the Spinach Playa Haytas, and the Blood Donation Van; the sterile medical facility on wheels who totally denied me today because my blood floats in blue liquid.

But I still got the ice cream coupon.


Thursday, September 12, 2002

Animated Acne Gifs.



Sponsored in part by the Stress Foundation, the Regional Deadline Association, the Caffine in My Pepsi People and my sweaty brow; the most super sebaceous secreter.