There's someone here at work that has one eye that looks directly at the other one. I can never tell which one to look at when I try to make eye contact.
Thursday, June 27, 2002
Tactless.
Okay, I officially do not like one of my reps. Here's a tip, you get hooked up when you're nice to me. Quit this "I need you to...." and "I want this....." crap. I've tried to get the ball rolling by being nice to you, but it's not working, so I'll stop trying.
Just remember, I'm the Ruling Thing! Oh, and everyone else gets along with me famously. Including your boss.
Okay, I officially do not like one of my reps. Here's a tip, you get hooked up when you're nice to me. Quit this "I need you to...." and "I want this....." crap. I've tried to get the ball rolling by being nice to you, but it's not working, so I'll stop trying.
Just remember, I'm the Ruling Thing! Oh, and everyone else gets along with me famously. Including your boss.
Wednesday, June 26, 2002
Talk about specific.
My horoscope today is very specific.
A woman friend might take you on a drive through a rather ritzy community, perhaps to visit someone or attend a meeting. You will write in your blog about Nads and tomorrow you will remove some pesky leg hair dear Pisces, success is almost assured. Enjoy your day, Teeni!
Last night I tried out my new jar of Nads on Leon. He's got these patchy-patches of hair on his upper arms, much like misplaced leather elbow pads on a corduroy blazer. We decided to remove them.
Me: "Okay. This might hurt, ready?"
Leon: "Yeah."
RIIIP!
Me: "Did it hurt?"
Leon: "It hurt more than you'd think it would."
Me: "Oh, look. You're bleeding."
Next I try this on myself. Full report forthcoming.
My horoscope today is very specific.
A woman friend might take you on a drive through a rather ritzy community, perhaps to visit someone or attend a meeting. You will write in your blog about Nads and tomorrow you will remove some pesky leg hair dear Pisces, success is almost assured. Enjoy your day, Teeni!
Last night I tried out my new jar of Nads on Leon. He's got these patchy-patches of hair on his upper arms, much like misplaced leather elbow pads on a corduroy blazer. We decided to remove them.
Me: "Okay. This might hurt, ready?"
Leon: "Yeah."
RIIIP!
Me: "Did it hurt?"
Leon: "It hurt more than you'd think it would."
Me: "Oh, look. You're bleeding."
Next I try this on myself. Full report forthcoming.
Monday, June 24, 2002
Teeni in a Coma, I know, I know it's serious.
I've been so exhausted for the past week. Last night it finally caught up with me, because I slept from 8:30 pm - 6:30 am. And I'm feeling sleepy again. Eversince I caught a mysterious case of mono a couple of years ago, I get suspicious everytime I feel tired for more than a couple of days. In fact, I don't even buy that I had mono at all. Slpenomegaly, definitely. Mono, iffy. I don't remember being especially tired, sore throaty, or feverish. It was all a ploy to get at me gold!
I've been thinking of buying a car lately. Why are cars so expensive? I could go out and commit myself to some car payments for the next 6 years, or I can keep sinking money into the one that I have. It's all a ploy to get at me gold!
Later.
I've been so exhausted for the past week. Last night it finally caught up with me, because I slept from 8:30 pm - 6:30 am. And I'm feeling sleepy again. Eversince I caught a mysterious case of mono a couple of years ago, I get suspicious everytime I feel tired for more than a couple of days. In fact, I don't even buy that I had mono at all. Slpenomegaly, definitely. Mono, iffy. I don't remember being especially tired, sore throaty, or feverish. It was all a ploy to get at me gold!
I've been thinking of buying a car lately. Why are cars so expensive? I could go out and commit myself to some car payments for the next 6 years, or I can keep sinking money into the one that I have. It's all a ploy to get at me gold!
Later.
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