Cow that flew to Philadelphia

One day this small, stuffed cow appeared in the office kitchen. I threw it into the cubicles as a joke. Cow kept appearing the most random places all over the office. Like a secret prank. You'd been cowed if you came back from lunch to find the cow on your chair. Poor Cow. So homely. I decided to give him the opportunity of a lifetime, a flyaway trip to Philadelphia. I had the intern box him up in a package en route to one of our stores there. After a few weeks, Cow started sending me pictures of himself canoodling with celebrities. Suicide Girls (see above), Dar Williams (see below) and George Clinton (one below that one).





Oh Cow. Be careful and come home soon.

Extreme Food Challenge: update!

We're trying to not eat out this week. Instead we're getting creative with the food we have left in the house. It's been a long road, lined with homemade pizza, burritos and frozen vegetables. Overall, it hasn't been so bad. Sure, we ran out of bread and some other staples, but here I am on the last day of the challenge thinking about delicious food that is NOT pizza, burritos or frozen vegetables.

FYI, best pizza deal in town is the bag of 99 cent dough from TJs. Just roll it out and top with sauce, cheese and fixin's you probably already have. Dollar pizza, everyone. Dollar pizza.

It's true!

I love a Levy and I'm not jewish either.

This may not be kosher, but eff it

Take a look at Heylove's famous litter mate, held here by Richard Grieco, also known as the guy that uses the same Boston Terrier breeder as me. Oh, and as the guy that replaced Johnny Depp on 21 Jump Street. I checked him out on IMDB and didn't really recognize any of the movies he's been in lately.