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Mild panic.

What happened to me? I used to dress much better than this. My clothes are no longer exciting. Is it because I'm getting older? Here I am wearing sensible shoes and a sensible sweater. I've turned into an LL Beaner. There, I've said it. I'm a preppy-mex.

It seems like a mighty long time.

I spent my vacation not doing the things I said I would. I slept, got coughy sick, aquired some headaches, gave and received presents, read some books, went some places and watched the Food Network just about everyday.

From the top of my thoughts, here's what I've resolved to do this year:

1. Pick a date and plan the wedding.
2. Be a better cat mom and girlfriend.
3. Eat healther (so far, so good).
4. Create and maintain a personal budget.
5. Read more books (joining the book club is a start).
6. Keep all the receipts for stuff I can write off on my taxes.
7. Not get infected by deadly parasites (that one's easy).

Wanted:

1. Realistic new year resolutions.
2. Another time machine (the last one broke and I got stuck in 1992 for three days).
3. Caffine.
4. Silvertone guitar.
5. MXR Distortion pedal.