And now it's Thursday.

Coming at you live from the most depressing week ever. I'm eating chocolate covered macadamia nuts, listening to the Charlie Brown Christmas cd. Two half-assed efforts to comfort myself while I try to forget everything that's going on in my life.

It's not working.

And it's only Wednesday.

Top 5 worst things that happened this week.

5. Layoffs on Monday (Im safe though).
4. Car battery died. I found this out when I went to move the car for street cleaning.
3. Stereolab lady dies.
2. I got pink-eye. This is one step above having lice.
1. Mom has cancer....again.

It can't get any worse now, can it?

Sliding into third: SAFE.

I've been spared once again. Amidst the recent shake-downs, I've stuck to whatever it is I'm sticking to. Luck or skill, I'm velcroed to something stable.

And I can pay one more bill, sign another part of my life away, buy one more holiday present.

If you cut the head off, will a rotten one grow back? Who knows.

If you stay too long to clean out your office will you get escored out? Yes.

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