(My heart is)Pumping (a lack of) Iron.



Today's lack of blood iron is brought to you in part by the Absence of Beans Corporation, the Spinach Playa Haytas, and the Blood Donation Van; the sterile medical facility on wheels who totally denied me today because my blood floats in blue liquid.

But I still got the ice cream coupon.

Animated Acne Gifs.



Sponsored in part by the Stress Foundation, the Regional Deadline Association, the Caffine in My Pepsi People and my sweaty brow; the most super sebaceous secreter.

Crying: PM Drive Time.



Brought to you by NPR, the People for Unprecidented Media Coverage, Fucked Up Shit, Kleenex, the Our Lady of Bleeding Heart Sensitive Liberals Comittee that lives inside my brain and My Uterus, featuring the hard hitting program: PMS. Check local listings for times.

Dog Fever.



Brought to you by the Need for Unconditional Love Organization, the Center for Misguided Biological Clocks, the Society for Looking at Cute Things and the Italian Greyhound Group.