I'm sorry I yelled at you in my sleep.



I don't remember a thing about it. I'm a funny sleeper, you're lucky you can sleep next to me everynight. It's like a weekly comedy act. Except I'm sleeping and you're my only audience.

Some funny things I've done while sleeping:
Put on four pairs of panties.
Yelled at you.
Navigated a veritable obsticle course to the bed without falter.
Said some incoherent things.
Kicked or maybe punched you.

Some of these things could be construed as violent or maybe even aggressive. I assure you that they're all pure comedy. Like, I'm totally sleeping!

In Celery



I hope we get this one, in celery color.

Stare at the sun.



I'm either getting another respiratory infection or I'm getting allergies. Last night I got a stuffy nose, this morning I woke up with a sore throat, and since I've been at work I've sneezed about 5 times. Please, oh please gods of sneeze....don't let it be me again.

Uggh.



Dude. You ask me questions that you already know the answers to. And questions that you really don't know the answers to are just stupid. All you do is talk talk talk. You leave a week's worth of lunch bags in the fridge. We're telling your wife that you don't like apples. Then you spell everything wrong and never use spell check. When my boyfriend does that it's cute. But in this industry, you should pay more attention. You also have terrible taste in design. Believe it or not, in a visual industry such as this one, that's bad!