Are you following me?



Yesterday as I was leaving work, and pulling out of the parking lot, I reached a akward car moment where the COO of the company was leaving his parking spot in his posh, carte blanche carrying Mercedes. I could have either waited for him to pull out of the space, or I could have high-tailed it out of the lot. I decided to do the latter and ended up with him right behind me. Hoping I hadn't commited a tacky snafu, I drove on thinking he couldn't possibly be going towards midtown. But he did! Whoa. Well he couldn't possibly be passing up the I-5 exit. But he did! I began to imagine he was following me. Trailing my car in a fit of immature, reactionary anger for not letting him out of the parking lot first. So, he couldn't possibly be taking the 15th street exit! But he did! With my imagination getting the best of me, I ran the yellow light at the intersection and lost him completely.
Phew.

Fun with AltaVista translator.



English to French:
Les Français enlèvent les deux semaines suivantes pour écrire des chansons. Je travaille à un au sujet d'une colonie de vacances spéciale pour de mini jupes. Vous serez soufflés parti à notre prochaine exposition. Plus tard.

French translation to English:
The French remove the two following weeks to write songs. I work with one about a special vacation camp for mini skirts. You will be puffed up party with our next exposure. Later.

Original:
The Frenchmen are taking the next two weeks off to write songs. I am working on one about a special summer camp for mini skirts. You will be blown away at our next show. Later.

Palabras.



Sandwich not sangwich or sandich
Sherbet not sherbert
Signal not single
February not Febuary
Wrestle not wrassle
Okay, wrassle!

If we ever go on the run, promise me that my name can be Nico.

DO YOU LIKE ROCK UNICORNS !!



An email I received this morning, had a subject line that read: DO YOU LIKE SEX !!
And I thought: BOY DO I !! How did they know?