Top Crazy Lady List of 1/11/2002.



You fascinate me, all of you.

1. Mariah Carey - For being posessed by Marilyn Monroe's piano.
2. Diana Ross - For the purple boot scene.
3. Patty Hearst - For being "brainwashed."
4. Joan Crawford - For "NO. WIRE. HANGERS."
5. Betty Davis - For allowing herself to be cast as Baby Jane Hudson.

In honor of our neighbor, Karen, that we met last night. She is a crazy lady.

Later.

I almost stayed home today.



Reasons why I didn't:
1. I don't have a parking permit for our new neighborhood yet.
2. If I stayed home, I'd have to move stuff out of the old apartment and into the new apartment all day.
3. Leon made a good point: "It's not like you can lay on the couch all day and watch cable." Aye, we dunnat haff a cooch, or cah-bell yet. I've been sitting on camping chairs and unpacking box after box of books.
I watched The Acid House last night, hence the accent. Three short movies that can be summed up thusly...
1. Gross! That's what you get, I guess.
2. If you don't stand up for yourself, you'll get stomped on, and that's no fun.
3. Fucked up shit happens.
Later.

Things I never knew before:



1. That ponies are not baby horses. Nor is there such an animal called a "porny, horny, or porsey" if a horse and a pony were to actually produce offspring.
2. Game Theory guys are actually mathematicians. Whoops.
3. I like grapefruit and it's juice.
4. There is at least one Todd Rundgren song that I like immensely and it's called "Can We Still Be Friends."
5. There is a big difference between a fire engine and a hook & ladder company.
6. Eugene Levy pronounces his name Le-veee, with a short "e" as in elephant.
7. "...time makes you get bolder, even children get older, and I'm getting older too."
8. I am deeper in this than I thought.
Later.

Ritzy Love.



I know that if I fall asleep with my glasses on, you'll take them off for me.

Later.